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Ian Patrick is an economics major who studied at Wheaton College and Oxford University. He runs "Unhumor.com" and the "Ian Patrick Show."

NBC Creates “Where’s Aleppo?” Game Show Featuring Gary Johnson

NBC officials confirmed on Friday that 2016 presidential candidate Gary Johnson will host a new TV game show this September. The show aims to challenge Americans...

Nutritionist refuses to follow own advice

Although they instruct their patients to avoid sugar and salt "at all costs," nutritionists around the world eat a whole host of crap themselves, including...

Experts agree: Choose Microsoft over nothing

After calling Windows a "pathogen" that has take over "95 percent of the world's desktop computers," experts still maintain that you should choose Microsoft if you have...

New rules make baseball faster, just as boring

In a move that will garner basically no attention, baseball games are speeding up. To those weary of change: don't sweat it. More than...

Economists: Globalization is good because “what are you, a fool?”

All around the world, economists are in agreement. Globalization is good because "what are you, a fool?" "China and the rest of East Asia have...

Anti-vaxxer dad demands flu shot after both kids fall ill

A local father who was convinced that vaccines cause autism now wants the flu vaccine for himself. The father's oldest son, Daniel, has a fever of...

Grandma’s microwave is too small to fit her new plates

PAWTUCKET, R.I. (Unhumor) — Geriatrics across the country are unsettled after hearing that your grandma's old microwave is too small to fit her brand...

Trump nominates wolf to “Department of Sheep”

Speaking to a field of reporters, Donald Trump formally announced another cabinet nomination - this time advocating for a wolf to lead the Department...

My girlfriend is pretty good, but I can definitely imagine a...

Confirming suspicions that you are a complete douchebag and don't deserve her, you think your girlfriend is pretty good but you could definitely imagine...

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