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Jeff Collins is a staff writer for Unhumor.

Democrats: $9M in spending needed for useless Head Start program

In a non-surprise twist, Democratic politicians asked for $9 million in spending to fund a program that probably does literally nothing. "You asked for this...

YouTube’s down, Unhumor is fine: “Monkeys don’t fix our problems”

According to Business Insider, YouTube, the popular video hosting site, stopped working for thousands of users on Friday morning. Unhumor's website, however, is working just...

After first paycheck, liberal becomes Rand Paul supporter

Dear god, they're taking $200 of my $900 paycheck?! Time to support Rand Paul for president," you declared after seeing your SmartAsset tax estimator. "More than 39%...

McCain: FBI must close all investigations before opening any new ones

During Comey's testimony on Tuesday, Sen. John McCain was very clear: How could the FBI have closed Hillary Clinton's email investigation when there are still...

If global warming is real, why aren’t I sweating balls right...

Here's something I don't understand: If global warming is real, why aren't I sweating balls right now? I understand that 97% of climate scientists agree...

It’s time for real gender equality: Let men play field hockey

We all know that gender stereotypes continue to exist today. Perhaps the biggest crime of all, however, is that an estimated 100% of American field...

Family: 6’8″ Comey not readjusting to normal life

The family of former FBI director James Comey is concerned that he is having trouble readjusting to a normal family life. "He wears his suit...

NBC creates “Where’s Aleppo?” game show featuring Gary Johnson

NBC officials confirmed on Friday that 2016 presidential candidate Gary Johnson will host a new TV game show this September. The show challenges Americans to...

Jesus: I was whitewashed in “Passion of the Christ”

Declaring it a case of Western narcissism and ignorance to the highest extreme, the Son of God declared once and for all that he...

Nutritionist refuses to follow own advice

Despite being professionally trained to understand the benefits of healthy foods, many nutritionists displayed the same bad habits of normal everyday people. "Look, if I'm...

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