If global warming is real, why aren’t I sweating balls right now?

Opinion: How come when I wake up my balls aren't immediately sweating?

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Here’s something I don’t understand: If global warming is real, why aren’t I sweating balls right now?

I understand that 97% of climate scientists agree that humans are causing climate change. I would never call into question the scientific method, nor the decades of peer-reviewed research that has been poured into the subject of global warming.

But how come when I wake up my balls aren’t immediately sweating?

The American Association for the Advancement of Science says that global warming is a “growing threat to society.” But today the temperature was in the 50s and my balls remain unsweated. What’s to give?

“Today the temperature was in the 50s and my balls remain unsweated. What’s to give?”
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I’m not trying to call into question the fact that the 10 hottest years on record have occurred since 1998. All I want is a scientific explanation for my anatomical observation.

Thanks, science!

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