The family of former FBI director James Comey is concerned that he is having trouble readjusting to a normal family life.
“He wears his suit all around the house,” his wife explained. “He still thinks he’s the head of the FBI.”
Comey noted that his favorite family activity is cutting carrots because it reminds him of tearing his former orange boss apart.
“I hate that guy,” said Comey. “Guess I should have kept my mouth shut about those damn emails.”
His family also noted that Comey keeps hitting his head on their low ceilings, which apparently are “much lower than they are in Washington.”