Nutritionist refuses to follow own advice


Despite being professionally trained to understand the benefits of healthy foods, many nutritionists displayed the same bad habits of normal everyday people. “Look, if I’m super healthy, I could still die in a freak accident or something,” one professional clarified. “If that’s the case, why would I bother gagging down this raw broccoli?”

“I may be a nutritionist, but I’m also a person. That means I’m shortsighted and don’t property evaluate the long-term consequences of bad eating,” said another nutritionist. “Speaking of which, this is a really good hamburger, you should try some.”

At press time, nutritionists told themselves that they would finally start eating healthy tomorrow.


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