Despite being professionally trained to understand the benefits of healthy foods, many nutritionists displayed the same bad habits of normal everyday people. “Look, if I’m super healthy, I could still die in a freak accident or something,” one professional clarified. “If that’s the case, why would I bother gagging down this raw broccoli?”
“I may be a nutritionist, but I’m also a person. That means I’m shortsighted and don’t property evaluate the long-term consequences of bad eating,” said another nutritionist. “Speaking of which, this is a really good hamburger, you should try some.”
At press time, nutritionists told themselves that they would finally start eating healthy tomorrow.