Experts agree: Choose Microsoft over nothing


After calling Windows a “pathogen” that has take over “95 percent of the world’s desktop computers,” experts still maintain that you should choose Microsoft if you have literally no other choice.

Unhumor doesn’t want to get involved – many of our readers probably use Windows themselves. But PCWorld wants you to know that “it’s not computer security that’s a problem for business – it’s Windows.”

We didn’t say it, they did.


Remember how Macs are more expensive than PCs? Turns out they’re not. If that’s not actually true, please don’t blame us – it’s “How-To Geek” that made this claim. Macworld also says Macs are better than PCs, and we don’t see any reason why they would be biased.

“I don’t even know anything about computers,” the writer of this article explains. “I like the retina display on my Macintosh, but personally I thought the computer was overpriced.”

Here is the nail in the coffin: We only found one stock photo of a PC, but look at all the stock photos we found of Macs!

Fox News thinks global warming isn’t real, so of course they picked PCs over Macs by a score of 3.5 to 1.5. The case is closed. Thanks for reading the article.


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