Watch out liberals, heaven just got a lot more conservative.
Just over one year ago today, former Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia died peacefully in his sleep. So what’s next for the dead justice?
4Be a Ghost and Prank Neil Gorsuch
Time for some good ol’ rookie hazing.
3Avenge his death
Scalia’s died of a heart attack, so he’ll have to seek revenge on the buttery and fatty foods that led to his untimely demise.
“Watch out McDonald’s lobbyists, I’m coming to get you!”
2Ascend into heaven
While heaven isn’t a lock for Scalia, history tells us he’s got a pretty good shot.
The important thing is intent, and the justice thought he was doing God’s work by persecuting gays.
1Decide who gets to go to heaven from now on
This one just makes sense – he’s a judge after all.