Trump nominates wolf to “Department of Sheep”


Speaking to a field of reporters, Donald Trump formally announced another cabinet nomination – this time advocating for a wolf to lead the Department of Sheep. Trump called his Cabinet pick “tremendous” and that Mrs. Wolf had “the biggest teeth.”

Mrs. Wolf advocated for the elimination of sheep during a speech in 2011.


Most experts say they are unsurprised by Trump’s recent nomination. The president-elect previously nominated Rick Perry to the Department of Energy, despite the fact that he called for that department’s elimination a few years prior.

So far, Trump’s most qualified cabinet pick (Ben Carson) is a neurosurgeon. His experience lies in healthcare, so naturally the White House put him in charge of housing.


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