Anti-vaxxer dad demands flu shot after both kids fall ill


A local father who was convinced that vaccines cause autism now wants the flu vaccine for himself. The father’s oldest son, Daniel, has a fever of 101°F and has been sleeping like a log for the past nine-and-a-half hours. His youngest son, Brian, isn’t doing much better. The poor kid has been sneezing for what seems like a goddamn fortnight – and things are about to get a lot worse.

“How long do flu shots take to work?” asked the father as he put on an antimicrobial face mask. “I think I only have a matter of hours.


Brian being irritable from the flu
Daniel’s been an irritable little brat since he was stricken with the flu.

When asked why he didn’t get his flu shot earlier, the Dad explained that “they put mercury in them” and that “Bill Maher said they give you dementia or something.”

At the time of this writing, the father began to exhibit flu-like symptoms and said he would never miss a flu vaccine again.

According to NBC News, if the father had vaccinated himself, the odds of him getting the flu would have cut in half.



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