My girlfriend is good, but I can imagine a better one

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Confirming suspicions that you are a complete douchebag and don’t deserve her, you think your girlfriend is pretty good but you could definitely imagine a better one. “It’s as if my mind was comparing two cars,” you thought later. “For Christ’s sake, we just started saying ‘I love you’ recently.”

A few weeks pass. The fights get worse and the (relative) highs become lows. After planning a trip to Rome during spring break, you two broke up and now you still have to go even though you’re not dating.

“I’m pretty sure I didn’t know what ‘I love you’ meant,” you said later. “I’ll have to keep that in mind for next time.”

 

Sources confirm that now you’re with someone else and it’s a lot better.

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